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Tuesday, January 10, 2012

10 Commandments of Living in France

  1. Thou shall eat carbs:
    1. Baguette
    2. Croissants
    3. Pain au Chocolat
    4. Cookies
    5. Toast
    6. Biscottes...
  2. Thou shalt say "Bonjour" and "Au revoir" every time thou enter and leave a commercant
  3. Thou shalt wash thy clothes and dry thy clothes during a period of 3 days, or more.
  4. Thou shalt wear high heels,
  5. Thou shalt NOT in ANY circumstance wander around in hiking boots and mis matched knee high socks*
  6. Thou shalt look where thy walkest or else face the wrath of dog poop
  7. Thou shalt bike meniacally and ring thy bell over, and over, and over.....
    1. Thou shalt do the same if driving
  8. If there is bread, thou shalt eat cheese, if there is cheese thou shalt demand for more bread
  9. If thou feelst full, thou shalt eat two more courses, AND digestif.. to induce a crise de foie
  10. Thou shalt kiss the cheeks of thy neighbors, once on each side, upon arrival and departure.
*Yes I've done this.

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