- Thou shall eat carbs:
- Baguette
- Croissants
- Pain au Chocolat
- Cookies
- Toast
- Biscottes...
- Thou shalt say "Bonjour" and "Au revoir" every time thou enter and leave a commercant
- Thou shalt wash thy clothes and dry thy clothes during a period of 3 days, or more.
- Thou shalt wear high heels,
- Thou shalt NOT in ANY circumstance wander around in hiking boots and mis matched knee high socks*
- Thou shalt look where thy walkest or else face the wrath of dog poop
- Thou shalt bike meniacally and ring thy bell over, and over, and over.....
- Thou shalt do the same if driving
- If there is bread, thou shalt eat cheese, if there is cheese thou shalt demand for more bread
- If thou feelst full, thou shalt eat two more courses, AND digestif.. to induce a crise de foie
- Thou shalt kiss the cheeks of thy neighbors, once on each side, upon arrival and departure.
*Yes I've done this.
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